utlrons:

poised for a boob grab

utlrons:

poised for a boob grab

imamultifandommess:

I am allowed ONE STUPID SCREENSHOT OF MY DASH since it is hell week at school
Have Chris Evans pitying a dog getting hit in the balls by a frisbee

imamultifandommess:

I am allowed ONE STUPID SCREENSHOT OF MY DASH since it is hell week at school

Have Chris Evans pitying a dog getting hit in the balls by a frisbee

moviefanjen:

I could stare at this all day long…..

moviefanjen:

I could stare at this all day long…..

Album Art

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

Even when I had nothing…

Oh, won’t you please be my little baby… Say you’ll be my darlin’…

ArtistSnowhill
TitleBe My Baby

remikanazi:

If a Palestinian ran over & crushed to death an Israeli child, an “investigation” wouldn’t be opened, that Palestinian would be in jail or dead right now. On top of that, the Palestinian’s home would be raided, a few family members would be arrested & their community’s lives would be made a living hell. But because the dead child is a 5 year old Palestinian girl, there is no “flare up,” no “ceasefire shattered,” no “calm disrupted.” It is just ignored.

(via standwithpalestine)

sorion:

In case you ever want an elevator all to yourself…

I’d want one to myself and Chris ;) Preferably stuck between floors for a couple of hours. With neither of us having to pee anytime soon of course because that would be awkward. 

Yeah now I haven’t given this any (much too realistic - see peeing) thought :D 

cat-onawall:

rainnecassidy:

cynics-and-romantics:

chris-evans-and-his-pizza:

shanology:

verysharpteeth:

I have to comment on the fact that when it comes to the serum, Bucky is souped UP on that stuff. Steve probably tones back how much he’s hitting normal humans, but GOOD LANDS. Bucky’s not just knocking someone down, he’s getting them air borne. With a kick. We know the cyborg arm is really strong, but BUCKY is insanely strong. Reminds me of the comic where he throws an arrow through someone’s face with his good arm, not even the cyborg one. Bucky is scary ramped up in the strength department.

This is why when people talk about Bucky having received an “inferior” version of the serum, I kind of raise my eyebrows. The overall effects of Zola’s serum might have differed from Erskine’s, but it certainly doesn’t seem to have left Bucky physically weaker. There are a lot of fics that assume Bucky would not be a match for Steve if Steve were actually willing to fight him, but Bucky more than proves his strength in Winter Soldier.

This should also make people realize that he isn’t some lost puppy. He can take care of hisself, even if he doesn’t have memories. He got the Smithsonian by himself right? He got those clothes himself right? He can take care of himself.

He was manipulated to be a predator. He is strong enough, swift enough to take down prey. He is intuitive enough to find who or what he wants. Even before The Soldier, Bucky was smart as a whip and could hold his own in a fight. But now? Now he is the perfect weapon, whether or not he wishes to be. He adapts, he fights, he wins.

You know what else bugs me? When people act in fics like he’s just going to snap and kill everyone around him.  Bucky is not a violent person.  I don’t think the Winter Soldier is a violent person either.  He killed because he was ordered to, but if he wasn’t ordered to?  TBH I think the Winter Soldier would probably be pretty chill and quiet.  Like, you wouldn’t want to startle him or whatever, because yeah, scary ninja personification of death, but if you were just, like, sharing a train car?  Or sitting in a waiting room?  Not a randomly violent guy.  No homicidal urges.  Probably largely just wants to be left the fuck alone to, like, contemplate Dostoevsky or something.

 Probably largely just wants to be left the fuck alone to, like, contemplate Dostoevsky or something.


Who the hell is Dostoevsky?

cat-onawall:

rainnecassidy:

cynics-and-romantics:

chris-evans-and-his-pizza:

shanology:

verysharpteeth:

I have to comment on the fact that when it comes to the serum, Bucky is souped UP on that stuff. Steve probably tones back how much he’s hitting normal humans, but GOOD LANDS. Bucky’s not just knocking someone down, he’s getting them air borne. With a kick. We know the cyborg arm is really strong, but BUCKY is insanely strong. Reminds me of the comic where he throws an arrow through someone’s face with his good arm, not even the cyborg one. Bucky is scary ramped up in the strength department.

This is why when people talk about Bucky having received an “inferior” version of the serum, I kind of raise my eyebrows. The overall effects of Zola’s serum might have differed from Erskine’s, but it certainly doesn’t seem to have left Bucky physically weaker. There are a lot of fics that assume Bucky would not be a match for Steve if Steve were actually willing to fight him, but Bucky more than proves his strength in Winter Soldier.

This should also make people realize that he isn’t some lost puppy. He can take care of hisself, even if he doesn’t have memories. He got the Smithsonian by himself right? He got those clothes himself right? He can take care of himself.

He was manipulated to be a predator. He is strong enough, swift enough to take down prey. He is intuitive enough to find who or what he wants. Even before The Soldier, Bucky was smart as a whip and could hold his own in a fight. But now? Now he is the perfect weapon, whether or not he wishes to be. He adapts, he fights, he wins.

You know what else bugs me? When people act in fics like he’s just going to snap and kill everyone around him.  Bucky is not a violent person.  I don’t think the Winter Soldier is a violent person either.  He killed because he was ordered to, but if he wasn’t ordered to?  TBH I think the Winter Soldier would probably be pretty chill and quiet.  Like, you wouldn’t want to startle him or whatever, because yeah, scary ninja personification of death, but if you were just, like, sharing a train car?  Or sitting in a waiting room?  Not a randomly violent guy.  No homicidal urges.  Probably largely just wants to be left the fuck alone to, like, contemplate Dostoevsky or something.

Probably largely just wants to be left the fuck alone to, like, contemplate Dostoevsky or something.

Who the hell is Dostoevsky?

(via collectmythings)

Penis Nicknames

stucky-edinthemiddlewithyou:

Bucky sometimes refers to Steve’s penis as “Eagle One” while Steve nicknamed Bucky’s penis as “The Winter Soldier’s Soldier”.

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Other potential nicknames:

For Steve:

-Patriotic Dick of Freedom

-Star Spangled Spunk-Canon

-Captain Americock

(Quick interjection, I just thought of the phrase, “Red, White, and Blue Balls” and I just died laughing)

-The Bald Eagle

-Uncle Sam (this one makes Sam cringe when he first finds out)

For Bucky:

-The Sergeant

-Terminator

-Robocock

-Bucky’s Bucking Bronco

-The Winter Splinter

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