standwithpalestine:

Behind the lying eyes of Mark Regev

Using a prototype Truth Rectification Processor, the words of Israeli government spokesman Mark Regev have been filtered through a complex algorithm that strips away lies.

Oh my God. Watching Mark Regev desperately trying to defend his government’s bullshit explanations and failing so hard is my greatest joy in life right now. I almost feel sorry for the poor bloke. He’s sitting there, well-prepared with all the lines and distracting topics he’s memorised from The Israel Project, and there’s a lady from the BBC and Jon Snow shredding him to pieces. He probably thought the BBC were supposed to be on their side, and Jon Snow knows nothing. Aww, guess he was wrong. Poor, poor Mark Regev. 


>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” >my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”
>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”
>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”
>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” 
>my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

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drizzleanddip:

Pork and zucchini burgers with cumin
http://bit.ly/1t75LsT

drizzleanddip:

Pork and zucchini burgers with cumin

http://bit.ly/1t75LsT

sorion:

londonphile:

@CalendarClubUK 

We’ve got a new image for all you Benedict Cumberbatch fans. Enjoy! Don’t forget to pre-order http://bit.ly/Usfs97  pic.twitter.com/G6EDZCTT76


Car without a dead hooker. Awesome XD (Not that, you know, this has anything to do with Benedict.)

Mwhahahahaha! (I wonder how many people get what you just said)

sorion:

londonphile:

We’ve got a new image for all you Benedict Cumberbatch fans. Enjoy! Don’t forget to pre-order

Car without a dead hooker. Awesome XD (Not that, you know, this has anything to do with Benedict.)

Mwhahahahaha! (I wonder how many people get what you just said)

londonphile:

@CalendarClubUK 

We’ve got a new image for all you Benedict Cumberbatch fans. Enjoy! Don’t forget to pre-order http://bit.ly/Usfs97  pic.twitter.com/G6EDZCTT76

londonphile:

We’ve got a new image for all you Benedict Cumberbatch fans. Enjoy! Don’t forget to pre-order

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i-ll-be-mother:

Is Robert Downey Jr’s facebook even real?

I don’t meow

(via kneel-for-thranduil)

anarcho-celt:

stay-human:

fallintoyourarmstonight:

All you need to know

I almost spit milk all over my keyboard. 

Isreal, UK and USA confirmed for ass hole states.

Oh! Despite our (Germany’s) politicians’ deafening silence at least they said something behind closed doors. Well, fair enough. 
Disappointed about the UK, though, but not surprising since there is a lot of commerce between the UK and Israel. You just have to look at who’s in leading positions in English banks and real estate investment funds, etc. And where the money is there’s also power and influence. 

anarcho-celt:

stay-human:

fallintoyourarmstonight:

All you need to know

I almost spit milk all over my keyboard. 

Isreal, UK and USA confirmed for ass hole states.

Oh! Despite our (Germany’s) politicians’ deafening silence at least they said something behind closed doors. Well, fair enough. 

Disappointed about the UK, though, but not surprising since there is a lot of commerce between the UK and Israel. You just have to look at who’s in leading positions in English banks and real estate investment funds, etc. And where the money is there’s also power and influence. 

(via endorwitch)

German responsibility - a lesson not learned

As a German, I keep hearing from our politicians, press and many people how we, as the country that committed such immense injustice to the Jewish people in the past, are responsible for them, to support them and pledge our allegiance to them.

What I don’t hear a lot of is that, especially with our past and the lessons learned from it, we mustn’t turn a blind eye to racial discrimination and persecution, regardless of the perpetrator. I don’t hear much of the same statements declared throughout our recent history, for example the civil war in former Yugoslavia, the inhumane methods against Vietnamese civilians or the vast casualties in Iraq.

We’ve spoken out against injustice before and supported the oppressed. Yet, in this crisis, the German public seems more concerned with its own reputation tarnished by potential accusations of anti-Semitism than about actual human lives which are lost in dozens, daily.

This makes me feel ashamed to be German for the first time. Not because of our past but because this time, we are looking away and prove that we have not learned our lesson after all.

(via sorion)

Reblog if Chris Evans boobs are better than yours

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

brattylifts:

I’M HOWLING

She looks so irritated that you’re interrupting her

No, she is reading 50 shades and saying “WTF did you recommend this bullshit for?” :D

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

brattylifts:

I’M HOWLING

She looks so irritated that you’re interrupting her

No, she is reading 50 shades and saying “WTF did you recommend this bullshit for?” :D

(via leonardodicapricciosa)


Mr Holmes, Mr Holmes!

This bit was a bit like a scene out of a classroom. Imagine Sherlock as teacher ^^ I mean, obviously, if he taught teenagers he’d be pretty shitty to them sometimes, but I think he could actually make a really good primary school teacher. 

Mr Holmes, Mr Holmes!

This bit was a bit like a scene out of a classroom. Imagine Sherlock as teacher ^^ I mean, obviously, if he taught teenagers he’d be pretty shitty to them sometimes, but I think he could actually make a really good primary school teacher. 

(via not-john-watson)

Canadians for Palestine!

lespritmodestee:

My friend John and I recently decided that we wanted to start writing to our politicians to get them to see that we, as Canadians, do not condone Prime Minister Harper’s recent comments regarding Gaza. As Linda McQuaig put it:

"Certain minimal standards are expected of a national leader in what is known as the ‘civilized world’.

One of those standards would seem to be that, when massive numbers of defenceless civilians are being killed, a national leader should call for the killing to stop.

Questions about responsibility, blame, punishment, repercussions, etc., can always follow. But surely the first order of business — the one with moral urgency — is to halt the killing of innocent people.

So it’s quite extraordinary, as well as appalling, that our prime minister has steadfastly declined to join other world leaders in calling for a halt to Israel’s bombing of Gaza, which has killed more than 200 people and left more than 1,500 injured.”

If we ALL send our local representatives an email outlining the reality of the genocide that is ongoing in Palestine right now and if we collectively condemn Harper’s ignorant remarks about the people of Palestine, maybe we can spark some change. Even if it’s tiny.

I feel like we have a responsibility to speak up and I know some of you might feel unsure about this but please, re consider the situation from the perspective of the millions of civilians in Gaza. They are being killed and targeted on the daily by Israeli missiles. Their story is being diluted and mis-represented, their voices are being silenced and invalidated, they have no support. The international community is not only siding with Israel’s right to “defend itself (by killing hundreds and then cheering on from hill tops), but some people have also cut off borders so the Palestinians have nowhere to go either. We have to do something, anything.

Talking to our members of parliament might be a good start.

So here’s what to do:

1. Find your member of Parliament here:http://www.parl.gc.ca/Default.aspx?Language=E

It’s the middle column where it says “House of Commons”
You have to enter your postal code so for example, my local rep would be Rob Moore. Once you find your rep, take note of their email address AND their constituency office address.

2. Pick either template 1 or template 2 and email your rep.

3. Pick the template you didn’t pick and send this template by mail to your rep.

It will only take a few minutes and will definitely help in getting our politicians aware of the fact that we, the people, care about this issue and want to start an appropriate dialogue about it. GET SENDING GUYS AND THANK YOU! SPREAD THIS LIKE WILD FIRE! 

(via standwithpalestine)